Duckie's Garden of What?

"Hi! My Name Is: Eccentric."

25.
Birthday: 9-23-88
Aspiring actress, screenwriter, and playwright.
My mind is a metropolitan city of its own.
Virgo/Libra cusp.
Military brat.
Current graduate student
I enjoy lots of things.


I have more tumblrs:
Writer journey: writerduck
Fitblr: thisworkoutduckie
Travel: thewanderingduck
Scary: spookyduck
Skyrim: fusroduck
Happy: positivduck





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panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

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fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

vulgar lol

prettyboyshyflizzy:

vulgar lol

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isfuckingfun:

Cement eclipses; tiny cement skeletons haunt the streets in Mexico.

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

cosbyykidd:

a-sexualobituary:

cosbyykidd:

do people still Jerk?

5 times before I left the house today

Um I was referring to the dance not…

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Anonymous Asked:
How do I get sex from a good bitch but I was raised in the suburbs

My answer:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Step 1: stop calling women bitches
Step 2: repeat step 1



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